What's in a name?

Third of three...

Names changed to protect the innocent.

Mike: Was your friend David raised Catholic?

Me: I don't think so.

Mike: Well he has a Catholic name.

Me: Isn't David a Jewish name?

Mike: And his middle name, Bruce...?

Me: ...Is also Jewish?*

Mike: Yeah, I was just wondering.

Me: Stop blabbering and let me watch tv.

*(according to behindthename.com, Bruce is not Jewish)