Third of three...
Names changed to protect the innocent.
Mike: Was your friend David raised Catholic?
Me: I don't think so.
Mike: Well he has a Catholic name.
Me: Isn't David a Jewish name?
Mike: And his middle name, Bruce...?
Me: ...Is also Jewish?*
Mike: Yeah, I was just wondering.
Me: Stop blabbering and let me watch tv.
*(according to behindthename.com, Bruce is not Jewish)
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