Sunday, February 27, 2005

Two First Names

I have a saying, "I don't trust anyone with two first names." I don't know if it's true.

It has come to my attention that Villanova has a basketball player named Allan Ray, and I believe this means he should be automatically promoted to the NBA and also automatically on the same team as Ray Allen, no matter what the team or salary cap situation is. This would, of course, lead to teriffic humorous scenarios where announcers would continually confuse both players.

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