Look. Your desire to showcase individuality in hairstyles is kind of cool (in a "stick it to the man" sort of way) but we are in the year 2004. I'm no fashion guru, but let me introduce you to a device that man has developed with the amazing power to trim hair (see photo). In these trying times, some people, if you can believe it, make a living just cutting hair, and individuals are willing to pay upwards of $100 to have their hair(s) cut by these "barbers" or "hair stylists."
At the very least, invest $30-40 dollars in one of these things (we like to call them "clippers") and get your hair cut say, every six weeks. You might not win the wild card, or even the AL East this year, but at least when your contract ends, you may get the chance to sign with the Yankees. (Steinbrenner doesn't like the long, flowing locks.)
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Thanks for responding to this post... ONE AND A HALF YEARS LATER!
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