Monday, December 13, 2004

Yay, I've decided to write a post about Scott Peterson!

You say, "It's about time!"

The jury in the Scott Peterson case has recommended the death penalty. Now a morass of appeals awaits. Super!

This part of the article made me think of a simpler time:

"Cheers went up outside the courtroom as the jury announced its decision after 11 1/2 hours of deliberations over three days."

Let's go have ourselves a hangin'!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Jealousy

Here's one suggested by a friend. Thanks, friend (you know who you are)!

This friend related to me that he once met one of his girlfriend's friends who seemed to hit on him. His girlfriend was there and noticed the overtures as well and was not appreciative.

This made me think about different gender reactions to these scenarios. Do you think this is true?

Scenario 1
A guy's friends tell him his girlfriend is hot. His response, "Hell yeah!"

Scenario 2
A girl's friends tell her that her boyfriend is hot. Her response, "Stay away!"

Scenario 3
A strange guy tries hitting on another guy's girlfriend. Stranger punched in jaw.

Scenario 4
A strange girl tries hitting on another girl's boyfriend. "No worries, he's all mine."

Are these realistic reactions?

Three Alarm Wake-Up

This scenario really reminds me of something out of a television show.

A person I know relayed this story to me and gave me permission to discuss it on my blog.

This person's significant other is the first one to wake up in the morning, but requires three alarm clocks to do so. Only on the third alarm does the s/o actually wake up! So this person I know was frustrated by being woken up by three alarms in the morning and decided to preemptively shut off the first two alarms and prevent them from ringing. Of course, this measure leads to the s/o wondering why they continually oversleep the first two alarms.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Secret Santa Web Service

This was such a good idea, I hesitated before putting it on this blog.

A multi-product shopping site, such as amazon.com or walmart.com could institute a great secret santa service for organizations or families doing a secret santa during the holiday season.

First, each person in the group signs in and lists a bunch of items they want. Then they list the amount that they're willing to spend on the secret santa item they will be sending.

A computer randomly assigns each person a secret santa recipient. Then it randomly assigns (within the price range) a gift from that recipient's list. Then it ships the item off and charges each person in the group the appropriate amount. It would save all the time of finding out what the person wants, drawing the names out of a hat, and having to actually go shopping. No effort at all! It may not be the complete holiday spirit but it sure is in the American spirit!!

Updated 12/11/04: Another great feature of this service could be if you participate in numerous secret santa circles, such as family, office, it could coordinate to ensure that you don't ge the same gift twice! Once Amazon perfects their "you might like this too" technology, one could imagine a scenario where you list a few things and then the secret santa bot will be able to "think" of something else on its own for you.

Embarrassed Yankees Fan

The last time I wore my Yankees "World Series 2000 Champions" T-shirt was over two months ago. I've been too embarrassed to wear it since this past October.

What are the odds of finding a seeing eye dog in a bookstore?

The other day I saw a dog inside Barnes and Noble, and thought "I didn't know they allowed pets here."

Then I thought, "Must be a seeing eye dog."

Then I thought, "I'm such an idiot. Why would there be a seeing eye dog in a bookstore?"

Which makes me think that should be a saying, "That's as likely as finding a seeing eye dog in a bookstore."

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

I'm Too Soft

I read this article about businesses suffering because of the NHL lockout and I felt bad for some of the disparaging comments I made about hockey earlier. I'm just too soft.

Stop with the steroids!

Today, President Bush said that a stronger stance needs to be taken on steroids in baseball. For crying out loud, can these politicians stop with that already? Bush was a former baseball owner! He is just as guilty as the rest of the owners for turning a blind eye to the steroids issue and raking in the dollars. It's been baseball's dirty little secret.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Why I Love the FAN (continued)

Reason #6931

A WFAN caller told Mike and the Mad Dog that the Yankees would be able to get rid of Jason Giambi by trading him to the Mets.

Monday, December 06, 2004

Sports Controversy

Consider:

NFL comes under fire when star wide receiver does silly promo with nearly naked television star. NFL is bailed out when...

NBA stars, after having beer thrown on them by fans, incite a riot by entering the stands and fighting. NBA is bailed out when...

MLB superstar grand jury testimony is released by unknown person, revealing that game's best hitter is using steroids. MLB is bailed out when...

NHL or College Football? I believe it's your turn for a bail out.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Hey Senator! Don't you have better things to do?

Just one man's opinion.

Don't Underestimate Jerry Bruckheimer

A lesson I learned a few years ago when I said, "CSI looks like a stupid show."

Now this, National Treasure is the #1 movie for the third week in a row. But I'm not surprised because I never underestimate that man's projects.

Just When I Think it's Safe to Root for the Jets

Well, they keep winning... BIG BIG BIG game next week vs. Pittsburgh.

Here are some other things we've learned today in the NFL

-Indy can sure score
-If the Super Bowl champ is not from the AFC it will be a major upset
-Teams that are not that good but have playoff chances: Rams, Falcons, Vikings
-Teams that are quite good: New England
-The Jets may make it to the playoffs with 11 wins after all
-Worst divisions in football - NFC West, NFC South

Just When I Thought it was Safe to Root for the Knicks

They lose back-to-back games to the Magic and Bobcats. Here they are, back at .500. Well, at least the NBA season doesn't start until April.

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Where are they now? [Special Dictators overthrown by a guy named Bush edition]

Today's episode, Panama's Manuel Noriega.

Double Standard?

Does all this info about steroids and Barry Bonds represent a double standard? For example, it appears the general consensus is that everything Bonds has accomplished is now worth nothing. But Mark McGwire admitted to using androstenedione, and although it is legal, it is now banned by Major League Baseball. Nobody questions his records. Just observing.

Google Instant Messenger

Looks like Microsoft's trying to join the Google/Yahoo battle by introducing a blogging service. What do you think the chances of a Google Instant Messenger rearing its head are?

Another funny thing, the Microsoft blogs can have their content censored. Do you think that means the Google IM program will have context based ads?

Thursday, December 02, 2004

The Tick Cartoon Show

Do you remember the cartoon show, "The Tick"? That show was hilarious. Why isn't it on DVD yet?

If you don't remember it, here's a link.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Ever Notice That Some People Have Faces That Look Like Animals?

see title for discussion topic.

For example, some people might look like a woodchuck or a bear. I wish I had some photos to post that would better illustrate this.

Fashion Tip # 4059

Very few people can wear a blazer and blue jeans and make it look normal.