Bad Guys Have Beards

I didn't say that -- it was in the New York Times! Since I'm watching the Red Sox vs. the Yankees today, does that mean the Sawx are the bad guys? Just another reason why the short-haired clean shaven Yankees are the good guys. Why is that? Didn't you hear? Everything in the New York Times is true.

By the way, this is the second time in about a month that I've read an article in the Fashion section of the New York Times. The first was about how thongs are going out of style (darn!).