Stupid things

One stupid thing I did and one stupid thing someone else did.

Mine: I tipped a cab driver $1.20 on a $14 ride. Just because I was a little tipsy doesn't excuse it.

Someone else's: Kevin Brown broke his hand punching a wall. Hey KB! The Yankees need you. I NEED YOU. You're on my fantasy team that's barely holding on to first place (just like the Yankees). I WANT TO WIN. Guess what? When you punch a wall, the wall usually wins.